He who is there will be he is who here

A certain someone (see eyes above) is coming to Canada for a whirlwind tour (19 days). Just 12 days from now he arrives. Rumour has it we won't be leaving my apartment.
One note of concern: He who is there but will soon be he who is here told me a story tonight about a woman in Japan who killed her BF, cut him up enough that he would fit in the freezer and then began to eat him -- presumably not finishing her stores of loverboy before her arrest. She told police she loved her boyfriend so much (and remember this he telling me; he who HAS been accused of a touch of SR-threeism) she didn't want to give him up, wanted to have him with her forever, so she ate him... Um , he who is there is a cook, has knives, and being Korean eats everything, so human sushi is likely in his cooking repertoire...
Still, can't wait for the visit -- and an end to a particularly long drought, of sorts.
Whoohoooooo!


2 Comments:
i'm making my sushi-knife get sharpen....HAHAHA!!!!...
BE CAREFUL!!!..woops....
the Korean can eat everything.....
um, interesting. well, I must remember to drop by for a doggie bag. perhaps I can make some sandwiches from the leftovers. hmm.. maybe mark would like a sandwich.
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