God, one of these list things.
Because I've been identified as one who would never do this, here it is.
"EIGHT THINGS"
Eight things I plan to do before I die(I carry a "to do" list in my head, have for years, so this is a partial list and some of these are completed, as marked):
* Skydive (done)
* Climb a Mountain (technical climb, as I have hiked to mountain tops)
* Sculpt (done)
* Take Singing Lessons
* Buy "Real" Art (begun)
* Get (my non fiction)Published (begun)
* Run a Marathon (done)
* Live in the Third World
Eight Things I Can Do:
* Make People Laugh
* Write
* Insult
* Sleep in a Tent in Bear Country
* White Water Canoe (okay, it's been a while!)
* Cut a Precise Straight Edge With a Brush and Paint (housepainting)
* Convince Anyone of Anything
* Bloom Orchids
Eight Things I Can't Do:
* Learn Another Language
* Think Spatially
* Believe in God
* 10 hands-forward, wide-grip chin ups (was up to 7 unassisted, at one point)
* Finish Reading "Gravity's Rainbow"
* Remember
* Buy Cheap
* Fold a Fitted Sheet
Eight Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:
* Intelligence
* Ironic Humour
* Face
* Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth
* Creativity
* Takes a Position
* Self-Actualized (or at least understands it's a goal)
* Owns a Sling
Eight Things I Say Often
* Yummy
* I'm going to bed early
* I was just going to say...
* Actually...
* Shut Up
* I Can't Afford It
* Holy Mackerel
* Sheesh
Eight Celebrity Crushes
* Won Bin + Hayden Christensen x 4
"EIGHT THINGS"
Eight things I plan to do before I die(I carry a "to do" list in my head, have for years, so this is a partial list and some of these are completed, as marked):
* Skydive (done)
* Climb a Mountain (technical climb, as I have hiked to mountain tops)
* Sculpt (done)
* Take Singing Lessons
* Buy "Real" Art (begun)
* Get (my non fiction)Published (begun)
* Run a Marathon (done)
* Live in the Third World
Eight Things I Can Do:
* Make People Laugh
* Write
* Insult
* Sleep in a Tent in Bear Country
* White Water Canoe (okay, it's been a while!)
* Cut a Precise Straight Edge With a Brush and Paint (housepainting)
* Convince Anyone of Anything
* Bloom Orchids
Eight Things I Can't Do:
* Learn Another Language
* Think Spatially
* Believe in God
* 10 hands-forward, wide-grip chin ups (was up to 7 unassisted, at one point)
* Finish Reading "Gravity's Rainbow"
* Remember
* Buy Cheap
* Fold a Fitted Sheet
Eight Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:
* Intelligence
* Ironic Humour
* Face
* Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth
* Creativity
* Takes a Position
* Self-Actualized (or at least understands it's a goal)
* Owns a Sling
Eight Things I Say Often
* Yummy
* I'm going to bed early
* I was just going to say...
* Actually...
* Shut Up
* I Can't Afford It
* Holy Mackerel
* Sheesh
Eight Celebrity Crushes
* Won Bin + Hayden Christensen x 4
posted by Heipel at
10:29 AM
4 Comments:
Live in the third world???? um dear,I've seen your apartment building. you can check that one off.
you have a musical voice now....
HA!...
sheeesh....holy mackerel..!!...
woops....
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holy mackerel! you did it! actually, I was just going to say, you'd never do it. but sheesh, you did it! that's.. um.. yummy I think! oh, and what is white water canoeing?
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