Thursday, March 16, 2006

homo, homo on the range

Just listened to the new Willie Nelson sung song about faggoty cowboys ("Cowboys are Frequently, Secretly, (Fond of Each Other)".

There are a couple good lines of lyrics:

"Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out" and

"You can't fuck with the lady that's sleeping in each cowboy's head"

[Okay, I really love those lyrics only 'cause they'll make Hame squirm.]

Like the movie Brokeback Mountain the song is just a considerable disappointment. I mean, what could be better than a movie about cowboys loving each other or a country and western (heavy on the western) song about cowboys who is fags?

The song's words are really not lyrics as they are incredibly clumsy (even in coming out of a seasoned talking-can-be-singing artist like Nelson) and lack any rhythmic qualities whatsoever--which is especially critical given the song is meant to rely on its message and lyrics, as it has no real melody either. No toe tapping here, no catchy-enough-to-repeat-in-yer-head-all-day lyrics (compare: "Momma don't let yer babies grow up to be cowboys")

Willie didn't write the song. And even his particular (and delightful) twangy-blues style can't save it. Still it'll surely become a cult hit given its subject matter and the fact it has the word fuck in it.

Here's a link, go listen yer own dang self: http://www.secretcowboys.com/

Damn, now I'm just feelin' empty, in need ah some good profoundly sad (steel guitars wailin') country music... Where's No Show Jones when ya need him?

1 Comments:

Blogger Shigeki said...

Seriously? Well, I have never listened to one piece of country music until the end of the song.... I don't know. It irritates me or haunts me. :-( Not that I am against it. It doesn't do good to me... that's all. :-)

4:25 AM  

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