International Relations

Let me see now, as it's been a while since I've sat in a university lecture on international relations. But, I think I've got it: our PM says the Israeli response to Lebanese factions crossing the border and killing and kidnapping is reasonable bombin' and straffin' and the dreaded leaflet droppin'... And Hezbollah leaders say the Israeli response is reason enough for them to shoot some more, and the Israelis then say that the response to the response demands a response especially if there's been a response they need to respond to. Ditto with another response says Hezbollah. And "Oh yah and yer mother!" says the Iranians through the Syrian embassy while no lips in either of those countries actually move 'cause they're not officially responding; all inquiries have been referred to their arms dealers.

SO, it's time (I think, if I'm following my own logic) that Canada bomb Israel since Canadians were killed by Israeli shelling of Lebanon; or perhaps because the deaths occurred on Lebanese territory it's Lebanon Canada should be bombing. No, no, I've got it we should bomb BOTH and Russia too, since our world-stage oil producing dick is much bigger than Russia's...

Should never have thrown out all those IR textbooks...