Dear Mr. President Elect, About that Portuguese Water Dog

I understand the Obamas have narrowed the type of puppy choice to either one of the 'doodles or a Portuguese water dog (PWD).

I ask your Mr. President Elect only if there is content insurance at the White House should you go with the PWD. Oh, as well, the scenario I see, as discussed in the dog park this morning by those who have witnessed a certain PWD growing up (see photo), is one in which the North Korean ambassador is hastily called to the White House with the instructions to bring liver treats as the First PWD has the launch codes and has decided to go obedience AWOL, well 'cause it's in the PWD DNA.

Please choose the 'doodle, Sir. The safety of the Free World rests, as will most things you do from January 20 onward, on your decision.