Friday, April 30, 2010

This Blog is About to Disappear.

Sorry. I have not the technical knowhow to even understand the directions for migrating my blog to bogger's new system. In fact I don't even know what will happen to my files if I choose not to migrate.

So, in weeks or months or days, perhaps if you want to find me blogging, try googling my name and see what comes up.

Thanks for your following over the past little while.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Untrained dogs

No stranger to yelling matches in dog parks with people with untrained dogs that impinge upon my (read, Ruby's) space, this morning's episode produced at least the entertainment of hearing the single stupidest thing I've heard about dog behaviour and training -- see aren't I always looking for the positive? :)

So, Ruby is at heel, beautifully I might add, as we approach the open meadow where we play ball and is so because we're running late so there are lots of dogs about and I'm utterly disinterested in ever letting Ruby be part of the dog-park pack syndrome. (She gets tons of dog play with dogs we know and like, not that it's a requirement that dogs get to play with other dogs -- damn, my brother the dog trainer is rubbing off on me). I see two nearby great danes running, not in a playful way, toward us so I stop, which as she's trained to do makes Ruby sit down at heel.

The danes keep coming and I get in between one of them and Ruby but the other gets her, flips her over and then the two are on her, growling nastily and snapping at her (and biting her at least once). I realize my fist is clenched and I'm about to punch the larger of the danes in the head when the owner steps in, and doesn't control the danes, but chases one away and hauls the second off by the collar, ignoring, I noted, his only real tool, a pinch collar. In the shouting (mine) match that ensues I was told the "just a little bit of dog interaction in an off leash park" was Ruby's fault 'cause she acted submissively (she's not at all submission btw, although is totally without aggression) by sitting down when the danes ran toward her.

It got highly entertaining though when I told the guy to let the dane he was holding go and he did and then asked him to recall the dog. Of course he couldn't, didn't even try, and I kept repeating, coldly, "call your dog back and make him sit next to you" no matter what he said to me. HA! It made him so mad. It helped that Ruby did her part by sitting next to me where I'd asked her to stay. I apparently used swear words and was told not to curse (HA!) -- free of irony that he'd called me an asshole; I agreed saying I AM an asshole when it comes to confronting people who don't train their dogs -- so Ruby and I parted with the words, "Fucking dick wad."

At least I knew I was safe 'cause the guy couldn't sick his dogs (all combined 300 pounds of 'em) on me given they don't listen to him :)

This is not the first episode with theses danes (which are beautiful, btw) and next time, although it'll get me bitten almost certainly, I'll harness my anger so I'm putting my steel toed hiking boots to both of them if they so much as sniff Ruby's ass.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Peter Principle Invades GTA Chapter of Large Charity





Rather than talk about that headline, here are some dog photos instead. And yah, yah, I was throwing the ball AND taking the shots and thus the ass shots of the dog (versus some nice head on shots of Ruby's incredible ability to nab that ball on a bounce or to scoop it off the ground as it rolls and she flies past.

PS -- For those in need, the Peter Principle indicates the situation where an incompetent boob rises to the top of an organization as others promote or encourage the promotion to move the boob out, culminating in the major irony of said boob becoming THE boss.